"Oh, so when a ram does it it's natural but if I do it's a social disturbance and a crime and I get thrown in the stocks for two days."

She gives a scoff before considers for a minute, realizing that sounds worse than it is.

"Although I didn't toss him off a cliff I knocked him into a river where he almost drowned. But only almost! And besides that lass was already lifting her skirts to me willingly, happily! How was I supposed to know it was her husband? Clearly he wasn't giving her what she needed if anything I was doing a community service!"